Saturday, April 23, 2016

Jill's Review of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn ~ REVIEW TOUR ~ GIVEAWAY


We're celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!



THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn


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It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…













REVIEWED BY JILL

The Randy Romance Novelist is the sequel to The Virgin Romance Novelist and the books should be read in order so you are able to fall in love with the characters like I did. Rosie and Henry are back for more ridiculous high jinks, lots of laughter and of course tons of sexy times. Be prepared to laugh out loud while you enjoy another New York City adventure with Rosie / Henry and Sir-Licks-a-Lot...

Rosie finally did the deed and punched her v-card with one of her besties. We learned in Virgin Romance Novelist that poor Rosie was raised with a very sheltered existence and never really learned to "step outside the box" but boy does she ever enjoy letting her freak flag fly now. The only problem is Rosie isn't too confident in her abilities to keep Henry happy in the long run especially when he was a card carrying member of the man-whore club...

Henry enjoys sex multiple times a day just as much as the next guy but there is such a thing as a refractory period and four times in one day is a bit much for any man but he will persevere and prove himself to Rosie . He has loved Rosie for as long as he can remember and now that they are finally together he plans on keeping it that way. While there seems to be a few things standing in the way of their HEA they plan on making it there in the end...

Great sequel to an already hilarious romantic comedy. There is definitely a possibility for more which would always be welcome :)   








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Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!


Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…


About the Author:

Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!


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Visit my website: http://authormeghanquinn.com/

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